This is a great site which explores Saturn and its environs: http://www.exploratorium.edu/saturn/

Awesome Science Jokes site - http://www.juliantrubin.com/sciencejokes.html 

Does anyone out there like Dinosaurs or Castles? Here's a few links to some good sites. Tell me what other things you're interested in, and some good sites you've found, or send me a picture of your pet or your family and I'll show it on this page :)  - but ask your mum and dad or whoever is in charge in your home first. (My Dad said to say that).

Here's a good Dinosaur site: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dinosaurs ... and here's a Dinosaur joke: What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? - Do-you-think-he-saw-us

Here's some castles sites: CastleXplorer is very good, and there are lots more castles here too ... Castles of Britain

And here's a great site to the British Museum's Kids directory: British Museum Children's Compass

MARCH QUIZ

1. What is a Gila Monster?

2. Caspian, Siberian and Bengal are all species of what?

3. How many tentacles has an octopus got?

4. What is the alternative name for a Fish Hawk?

5. What name is given to a young pigeon?

6. Which trilogy of Novels features Gandalf and Sauron the Grey?

7. What is the capital of Egypt?

8. Whose mother is called Lara and father is called Jor-el?

9. Which animal is an anagram of the word flow?

10. In which century did Christopher Columbus discover America - the 14th, 15th or 16th century?

Go to the Answers

Jokes

Q. What do you bring to a Vampire's party? A. The girls necks door.

Q. What did the Teddy Bear say when he was offered a Treacle pudding?  A. No thanks, I'm stuffed.

''Waiter, it's been half an hour since I ordered my turtle soup!''. ''Yes sir, but you know how slow turtles are!''

Q. Why did the man throw the clock out of the window?  A. He wanted to see time fly*.

Q. What is a millionaire's favourite soup? A. Moneystrone!

Q. What happened when the skunk played football? A. He fowled everyone ..

Q. What does Frankenstein do if he can't get to sleep? A. Count Dracula!

Here's something which was written in a History test but I think it's not quite right. (I didn't write it by the way!) "Ancient Egypt was old. It was inhabited by gypsies and mummies who all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandos. He died before he ever reached Canada but the commandos made it. Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines. He was a actual hysterical figure as well as being in the bible. It sounds like he was sort of busy too."

* Thanks for this one to our new friends the Schwartz family from Massachusetts, USA

QUIZ ANSWERS

1: A poisonous lizard 2: Tigers 3: Eight 4: An Osprey  5: A squab 6: Lord of the Rings 7: Cairo 8: Superman 9: Wolf 10: 15th century - 1492

'Serious Website of the Month'    

This is a great site for all history stuff:  

April Jokes

Q. What did one cowboy say to another cowboy? A. Let the horse be with you.

Q. Why should you never turn your back on a frog?  A. You never know when it's going to jump up next.

Q. What do you call a fish with no eye? A. A fsh.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

QUIZ ANSWERS

1: The Nile 2: Saudi Arabia 3: Its' tongue 4: The House of Tudor  5: The Otter 6: Hot dog 7: Amsterdam 8: A Lama 9: Buddha 10: Scarab